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媽祖阿嬤!
Granny
Matsu!

Granny Matsu lives on an unnamed island between China and Taiwan.

She only wants to enjoy her peace and quiet and sell her fragile antiques, but Xi Jinping’s military shenanigans keep (metaphorically YT prank fake-punch) bothering all three.

Granny has a temper like a truck bomb. She has the spirit of the Chinese people. On the surface she’s Mr. McGoo but comes out like Road Runner every time.


In “Granny and the Flies!” Granny mistakes the swarms of CCP air reconnaissance flights for swarms of annoying flies. Or does she?

There’s two sides to every story, so how would Xi explain the aggressive flight activity in the Taiwan Strait? We don’t know, but can have fun speculating.

Granny wants to watch her favorite show but thanks to slow internet she ends up catching a CCP submarine messing with a subsea cable.

Cheap Memes of

GREAT POLITICAL IMPORT

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